Crashed Furniture, Boss I Hit a Tree!

Dimensions: 46 x 54 x 23 inches

Price: $35,000

Description: Reclaimed Brazilian cherry, reclaimed red birch, assortment of spalted logs, salvaged Ford 150 truck door

‘Twas the day before Tuesday at the auto repair-When to my delight, a man did appear-With a huge dent in his door and a frown on his face-He called up his boss and said, I made a mistake-I slipped off the road that the ice made so thick -Spun around a few times and hit a big tree lickety split-I had nary a scrape but it caved in the door-Checking it now and how much to restore-Oh no, a total loss, it must be replaced-But there’s an old artist guy here with a smile on his face-I’ll take that door off your hands, I said with a grin-It will look much better as art than thrown in the bin-I’d already envisioned what it could be-For ADHD takes over you see-I toiled and toiled night and day-Two thousand hours without any pay-So buy this sui generis Standing Desk right away-We’ll ship to your house the very next day!